Urban Dictionary: on the blob

A blob is a basic last option bae when it's coming to the end of the night and u want a quick fuck

As ksi said in laid in America "tamatha is a complete blob"

by ANDHISNAMEISJOHNCENA1234 September 16, 2016

1-n-a person who is fat
2-n-the actual fat on a person's body
3-v-to do nothing of importance; hang around
4-v-to be PMSing

1-that blob got in the way of our basketball game!
2-eytan's blob shook as he walked
3-sara and i just blobbed around all day
4-she's blobbing today. be careful

by Shane O' June 05, 2005

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blob

A menstruating lady's period

Stay out of her way - she's on the blob

by Daddy Fabu May 06, 2005

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blob

A fat drunk obnoxious disgusting mooch who will eat anything as long as it's free.

Hey look dude, "Blob" just ate a bunch of frozen hotdogs, moldy bread and then puked on your new chair.

by Crapcake August 30, 2006

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the blob

being on ur damn period

lucy metcalfe is always on her blob. she never fucking smiles!

by craig barton February 13, 2004

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Blobbed

To be extremely drunk, heavily intoxicated, hammered, shitfaced, blitzed, inebriated, wasted, smashed, blasted, etc.

Jamal: hey, what are you doing tonight?
Ray: I'm going to the bar & getting completely blobbed.
Jamal: awesome, can I get blobbed with you?

by Fard23 February 15, 2013

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an X-Men villain...a gigantic moving fat guy with strange hair.

Nothing moves the blob!

by Nothing Moves the Blob January 18, 2005

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