Def 1: When something "makes baby Jesus cry," it means that that something is considered unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil by a certain person or group of people. Yes, and those people may include fundies, who are so into that Jesus thing.
Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.
Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.
Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.
Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.
Examples of things that make baby Jesus cry:
Def 1:
Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry.
George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry.
9/11 really made baby Jesus cry.
AOL makes baby Jesus cry.
Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry.
The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry.
Def 2:
I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry!
The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry!
Def 3:
Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building.
So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.
Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife.
Def 1:
Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry.
George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry.
9/11 really made baby Jesus cry.
AOL makes baby Jesus cry.
Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry.
The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry.
Def 2:
I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry!
The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry!
Def 3:
Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building.
So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.
Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife.
by Mark H July 21, 2004
Something so wondrous or unlikely of happening that it has to be a miracle from the baby Jesus himself.
Ice-T's wife, Coco has an ass so glorious that is a miracle from the baby Jesus.
Chuck Norris being elected president would be a miracle from the bJesus.
Chuck Norris being elected president would be a miracle from the bJesus.
by Alyson Clair September 13, 2008
The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.
by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010
Saying said when you notice a fine woman or group of women! Usually responded by "Amen" or "Halleluiah"
by SheJeDo February 12, 2008
by Trey shizzle August 24, 2008
An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.
by OhForF*cksSake March 27, 2015
Thank sweet baby Jesus my parents are too technophobic to use Facebook.
My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.
My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.
by revolution724 November 13, 2011