Omaha is Moving on up! South Omaha is where latinos stay (HELL YEAH SURENOS!) North Omaha is where black people stay and West Omaha is where white pepole stay. Omaha has gangs,hoods, crackheads, dealas, hustlas, fine ass dudes, hella good weed, if you know who to get it from. It also got urban and suburbs. Even though you may think Omaha is full of farmers, its not maybe you should come and see how we do things in the 402.. SUR13 BYTCH!
by Cristina Maria Angelini Castillo July 11, 2005
44th largest city in America. Not very well known, since Nebraska is a piece of crap state. Omaha is the only cool place in Nebraska, much like St. Louis or Seattle. It's a pretty nice city, with Caucasians making up the majority of the population, although North Omaha is largely populated by Blacks and Mexicans.
"Yo, I was down in Omaha visitin' my Grandma, it was pretty cool."
"Yeah, I heard o' dat place. Where is it"
"Ah I dunno, some damn place called Nerbaska or sumtin..."
"Yeah, I heard o' dat place. Where is it"
"Ah I dunno, some damn place called Nerbaska or sumtin..."
by Zach March 14, 2005
Known as a "Dittohead Deutschland" (because of the high number of people there who are fans of Rush Limbaugh) that is full of jerks who think the Universe revolves around them. The Northern parts of Omaha are a frightening urban wasteland of gangs and decay, and half the city's real estate has a higher-than-average level of lead contamination because of a lead smelting plant.
The people of Nebraska are also notorious for their extremist rightwing views, as well as their fetish for the Nebraska Cornhuskers college football team.
The city of Omaha has recently bankrupted it's own city budget forever simply because the bigshots in Milwaukee who run the College World Series (CWS) demanded a stadium closer to downtown, and the Omaha City Council bowed down and obeyed.
Major corporations that have been based in Omaha include Northern Natural Gas Company (which later renamed itself Enron) and the also defunct Franklin Credit Union, which had been at the center of controversy involving a pedophile ring linking Boys Town and several powerful republican figures during the first George Bush terms as President in the late 80's.
People of Omaha also have a disturbing hatred/obsession with the city of Council Bluffs, IA across the river. No one quite knows where or why they have such a seething animosity towards this city across the Missouri River. It seems that people in Omaha just need something to look down on in order to make their own hideous lives seem superior.
The people of Nebraska are also notorious for their extremist rightwing views, as well as their fetish for the Nebraska Cornhuskers college football team.
The city of Omaha has recently bankrupted it's own city budget forever simply because the bigshots in Milwaukee who run the College World Series (CWS) demanded a stadium closer to downtown, and the Omaha City Council bowed down and obeyed.
Major corporations that have been based in Omaha include Northern Natural Gas Company (which later renamed itself Enron) and the also defunct Franklin Credit Union, which had been at the center of controversy involving a pedophile ring linking Boys Town and several powerful republican figures during the first George Bush terms as President in the late 80's.
People of Omaha also have a disturbing hatred/obsession with the city of Council Bluffs, IA across the river. No one quite knows where or why they have such a seething animosity towards this city across the Missouri River. It seems that people in Omaha just need something to look down on in order to make their own hideous lives seem superior.
by It's a Secret To Everyone April 27, 2009
Cowtown...with no pro sports or any recreation other than drinking...Indy burger flippers,Warren buffet,Gerald ford ?my advice spend three days there ..leave
Omaha..
by Kjar March 25, 2011
the state of nirvana achieved when an "aha moment" is realized while chanting the sacred exclamation "Om" during meditation. Or, a city in the state of Nebraska, USA.
Lars felt the incense permeate his sinuses and suddenly, legs crossed, fingers poised thumb-finger, palms down, his gutteral sounds vibrated within his chest and familiar inspiration flashed through him.
Omaha is the largest city in the state of Nebraska.
Omaha is the largest city in the state of Nebraska.
by Bando Bubblehead June 21, 2009
Money, loot, paper, cheese, chedda, scrilla, ends, benjamins, green, dead presidents, scratch, stacks, loot cakes
1) Damn homey, I gotta get that Omaha! If you wanna get laid you gotta get paid
2) That cat is always on the paper chase...that's how he stacks that omaha so fat!
2) That cat is always on the paper chase...that's how he stacks that omaha so fat!
by parchador October 11, 2010
Named in honor of Peyton Manning's signature Omaha play calls, it is when you straddle a girls face with your ass, with special attention to your balls being on her mouth/chin.
by MisterBatman February 15, 2016