The area directly around the lips of the vagina with a slightly darker color and sometimes bumpy texture from shaving. This can resemble color and texture of a good leather football.
by popabigballz January 3, 2010
Get the The old pig skin. mug.A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
Get the there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse mug.A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.
by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018
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