old in the dark
when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life
old in the dark by goodoldryman September 12, 2020
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old in the dark
the illusion of rapid celebrity aging due to a withdrawal into privacy or steep decline in public presence; describing the disparity between one's memory or perception of a person's age and the reality of their appearance
old in the dark by goodoldryman September 12, 2020
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