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Ol’ Son
Ol’ Son by Jordan.204 September 29, 2020
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Ol’ Son • On to the next ol’ son • Olson • Olsoning • Olsoned • Olsonerist • Olsonesq • Olson Protocol • Olson Ratio • olson special
On to the next ol’ son
A saying of the rich country guys, going between one fun and cool idea to the next. Printed on the back of an awesome work rig; a rich guy probably just sold to another younger, but still rich guy.
On to the next ol’ son is printed on the back of a favorite vehicle, black, military grade painted, dual tired, lifted, flat bed, dark tint bullet proof windows, slight chrome trim, thieves would be afraid to break in, probably with a few gun racks, Cummings diesel engine truck, with a stabbing wagon (mid sized camper) behind it. The original owner sold it to pay for his newer, stronger truck, with a bigger, and fancier stabbing wagon (long finished horse trailer), higher military grade body, getting offers from Uncle Sams’ proudest, and with larger guns. Which he will add On to the next Ol’ son when he sells it.
On to the next ol’ son by Eruditioner2 June 6, 2022
olson special
olson special by buttslut guild March 25, 2008
Bobby Olson
The fictional person that you blame your blacked out antics on, or the person you claim to be hanging out with while blacked out.
1. -"Dude, why'd you rip all that stuff off your walls last night?"
-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."
2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."
-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."
-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."
2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."
-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."
Bobby Olson by CorvetteGuy12 September 15, 2011
mr. olson
A wanna be math teacher who actually doesn't know shit about math. And he doesn't like fat people. Loves to stare at the females that are in his class. A complete fucking perv.
mr. olson by Urban spartan December 5, 2016
Olson Ratio
The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.
Olson Ratio by whartonbrosinbusiness August 13, 2012
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.