The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries
The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster
by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022
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Oklahoma Air is absolutely horrible. Just like Demi Lovato's music.
Man you really smell like Oklahoma Air.
by believeinwhatisay_1 September 3, 2017
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when you cum enough to fill a small pot, then boil said cumand let your lover inhale it.
Yeah I heard you and josh did the Oklahoma steamboat last night
by Mrheadphimes February 17, 2020
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Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.
Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.
by Shyguy001993 May 3, 2023
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When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.
“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”
by KeithTheAssBasket November 8, 2019
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About 800 levels below substandard.
Man that person is a complete moron and must have an IQ of -1000. That's the oklahoma standard.
by lyricalwordsmith13 March 21, 2023
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When you pee in a girls butthole then them shitting on your dick while it’s still inside them.
Me and my girl just did an Oklahoma Haystack
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