Oil Whore
Oil Whore by Tommy Honest June 11, 2018
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Don't dig where there's no oil
'Ah mate i really like that girl but she just wont talk to me'. ' mate.. don't dig where there's no oil'.
Don't dig where there's no oil by girl, oil, dig, December 9, 2008
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oilwhore
Oilwhore is a non-gendered term, meaning one who sold themself to the fossil fuels industry for personal gain. Much like a whore sells sex, oilwhores sell their integrity and credibility. The term oilwhore is inclusive, meaning it encompasses all involved, thus your family, friends, or your spouse may be an oilwhore. Chances are good that if you are an oilwhore your entire family is too. Scientists have determined oilwhoring is learned behaviour, not something contagious. Anyone who selfishly promotes fossil fuels for direct or indirect gain, even if they themselves aren’t working for the fossil fuels sector, is susceptible to being an oilwhore. Employees in the industry or fields enabling fossil fuel consumption are also included within the oilwhore domain. That could be politics, pipeline construction, mining, refining, transport, petrochemicals, the oil lobby, public relations, media, marketing, retail, or other area. So long as it involves promoting fossil fuel for gain it is indeed oilwhoring. Once someone becomes an oilwhore, they forfeit their claim to having any credibility, integrity, ethical standards, honour, morals, a conscience, real friends, and lack the ability to love another human being as much as they love money. Oilwhores have no genetic relation to humanity. We thought they were decendants of a distant ancestor in the genus Homo sapiens, but no, behaviour analysis has shown oilwhores belong to the genus Pan troglodytes (see: Pan troglodytes in Wikipedia).
oilwhore by Holly Gunn Reid April 2, 2016
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Stroad
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012