n. A Christmas Eve or Christmas Day spent offshore on a rig or platform in Norway. Usually celebrated with a large, elaborate meal and boxes of chocolates.
by vaeren December 17, 2006
a mother who shops at Pier 1, Cost Plus, or other such imported home furnishings stores so as to make herself appear more worldly
Example-
person 1: "Have you been to Stacy's house? It's in a track neighborhood but it's full of obscure scented candles and Native American artwork like a Pier 1 catalog."
person 2: "She must have an offshore mom."
person 1: "Have you been to Stacy's house? It's in a track neighborhood but it's full of obscure scented candles and Native American artwork like a Pier 1 catalog."
person 2: "She must have an offshore mom."
by kit-KAT_2o1o August 8, 2009
by BooKaki69 November 19, 2019
The act of going to a different country (offshore) and partaking in sexual liaisons with the locals (drilling)
OR
Partaking in sexual liaisons in the ocean or any natural body of water
OR
Partaking in sexual liaisons in the ocean or any natural body of water
Man 1: I don't get what the big deal about offshore drilling is.
Man 2: What do you mean?! Haven't you seen the effects of the oil spill?
Man 1: I think we are talking about two different things. I'm talking about going to Brazil and getting me some women. The effects of that oil spill could be much worse than the BP oil spill
Man 2: What do you mean?! Haven't you seen the effects of the oil spill?
Man 1: I think we are talking about two different things. I'm talking about going to Brazil and getting me some women. The effects of that oil spill could be much worse than the BP oil spill
by IBM-HAL November 23, 2010
by eatthekidsfirst July 8, 2018
When you sit about a 100 yards off the beach in the water and jerkoff while watching all the beach babes onshore.
Jeff had his pants down in the ocean and was offshore jerkin while a pretty lady was on the beach getting her tan on.
by Dude43212 June 13, 2018
1) John McCain supports offshore drilling, because he wants to increase the likelihood that he will one day be all up in Sarah Palin's ass.
2) If Bristol Palin had been more of an advocate for offshore drilling, she probably wouldn't have gotten knocked up.
2) If Bristol Palin had been more of an advocate for offshore drilling, she probably wouldn't have gotten knocked up.
by blosama September 7, 2008