take a load off

to sit down and/or relax

Come on in and take a load off.

by Light Joker May 2, 2006

take a load off

to rest by sitting down

"Do you mind if I take a load off? I have been walking forever.

by Bogdano September 18, 2007

Getting A Load Off

masterbation

Person 1: So, I was getting a load off and then my girlfriend walked in.

Person 2: Ouch, what an FML moment. Did she help?

by Mr. Solo Dolo May 31, 2009

take a load off

To calm down by means of masturbation and ejaculation in stressful situations.

Come on John, Calm yo' tits, go home and take a load off.

by FerninandJokerhouse December 29, 2020

take a load off

To poo and really relax afterwards

Hey Steve, I just went to take a load off and now I am hungry.

by HandleInUse69 January 3, 2019

Drop a load off at the post office

Take a dump

I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.

by Dcstrutter May 28, 2018