take a load off

to sit down and/or relax

Come on in and take a load off.

take a load off by Light Joker May 2, 2006

take a load off

to rest by sitting down

"Do you mind if I take a load off? I have been walking forever.

take a load off by Bogdano September 18, 2007

Getting A Load Off

masterbation

Person 1: So, I was getting a load off and then my girlfriend walked in.

Person 2: Ouch, what an FML moment. Did she help?

Getting A Load Off by Mr. Solo Dolo May 31, 2009

take a load off

To calm down by means of masturbation and ejaculation in stressful situations.

Come on John, Calm yo' tits, go home and take a load off.

take a load off by FerninandJokerhouse December 29, 2020

take a load off

To poo and really relax afterwards

Hey Steve, I just went to take a load off and now I am hungry.

take a load off by HandleInUse69 January 3, 2019

Drop a load off at the post office 

Take a dump

I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.

Drop a load off at the post office by Dcstrutter May 28, 2018

That's A Load Of Fuck Off 

A Term used to describe a blatent lie or false statement. See also bullshit

"That's a load of fuck off Jimmy, your sisters tits aren't that big".

That's A Load Of Fuck Off by DJ Cormier May 8, 2008