Similar to the wing man in action the purpose of the "off fucker" is to take the attention of the secondary target and allows the main target attention to be directed to the main fucker. Similar to the way an off tanked mob is dealt with in many online games.
After you and the your wingman get a couple of chicks back to your place the wingman will off-fuck the lesser of the two so that you can main fuck the good looking one.
by tvc-pria December 19, 2008
by sheffy7401 August 5, 2016
When a public FB conversation subject matter veers into territory best not explored before God and all (your current and future FB friends)...
(blah)
(BLAH)
...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...
Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)
(BLAH)
...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...
Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)
by OaxiNoYouDidnt June 23, 2011
by Mejseln October 13, 2007
A variation of off the chain.
1. An exclamation of great joy or excitement.
2. A consoling statement that eases another's sorrow. Usually coupled with a bro grab.
1. An exclamation of great joy or excitement.
2. A consoling statement that eases another's sorrow. Usually coupled with a bro grab.
1. Tim: Dude, you'll never believe it, I totally nailed Whitney last night!
Jerry: That shit is off the fuck, dawg!
2. Jerry: Hey, man, what's wrong?
Tim: Dude, Whitney's pregnant.
Jerry: Dude, that shit is off the fuck.
Tim: Thanks for being here for me, bro. Bro grabs.
Jerry: Bro grabs.
Jerry: That shit is off the fuck, dawg!
2. Jerry: Hey, man, what's wrong?
Tim: Dude, Whitney's pregnant.
Jerry: Dude, that shit is off the fuck.
Tim: Thanks for being here for me, bro. Bro grabs.
Jerry: Bro grabs.
by IntoxicatedTurtleFetus November 21, 2008
Fat Woman - "Your jokes about fat people really offend me. How do you think I feel?"
You - "Squidgy... off you fuck."
You - "Squidgy... off you fuck."
by 100ANDFIFTY January 30, 2011
by Supermarket dad September 4, 2018