a phrase that means from the start, or off the jump.
how much will this cost?” “$250, off the dick.”
by chanelish February 11, 2019
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A word that can mean something great, or horrible. Ususlaly pertaining to something sexual.
Moody's Vagina IS OFF THE DICK!

Madden 08} IS OFF THE DICK!
by The Moodster December 21, 2007
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any thing you could imagine. could be really bad or really good.
moody's tractor beam. (off the dick)
five on five football in the hotel room.
by ben the beast morrison October 31, 2007
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An expression used (mostly by males) to stop someone from getting uncomfortably close to them.
Friend: *walks closely beside you*
Person: Man, get off the dick!
by exoticpanda32 July 26, 2014
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Crazy, extremely funny or eccentric. Someone showing extreme personality, quirkiness or slight retardation
Two friends are walking on the beach, they both walk past a monstrosity of a woman, her folds are beginning to rash and swelter in the heat, and her face is similar to a bull dog chewing on a wasp. One friend says to the other
"Bro, I haven't been laid in so long, I'd prob hit that"
The other friend turns to his counterpart, reels back slightly as he takes in what he has just heard says

"Farrrrrrk, your off your dick, that thing was like Jabba the Hut having a greasy pizza party in a sauna, Yuk"
by KroneTittle August 19, 2014
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When somebody all up in your business, just say "Off my dick!" Or when somebody's hating on you.
Girl: Eww, what you got on ?
Boy: Off my dick! Damn.
by bvtch_iball November 14, 2013
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can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny
drink pussy...
get off my dick

why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick

why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick

why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick

why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick

thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick

hello
get off my dick

happy easter!
get off my dick

pass the ketchup
get off my dick

what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick
by get off my dick May 17, 2007
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