ofbutt

Information that is hastily produced without supporting data or evidence.

A more formal version of frombutt.

It was a good speech but some of the figures appeared to be ofbutt.

I didn't have time to prepare my remarks, so I'll be speaking ofbutt today.

by PaxxMantid September 27, 2018

Transitive Property of Butt Fucking

For N people n1, n2, n3... ...nN, if n1=n2 and n2=n3... nN-1=nN, Then n1=nN, where = can be verbalized as 'is butt fucking.'

If Preston is butt fucking me, and I'm butt fucking Eric, by the Transitive Property of Butt Fucking, Preston is butt fucking Eric.

by pseudomath April 28, 2010

The Holy Protector Of Butt

a homosexual man that will deny being gay but he will look at large homosexual men and make definitions about them. He always wears a buttplug but he pours a lot of oil on it to make it come out "by accident". He has a fetish for cucumbers.

Guy 1: OMG its The Holy Protector of Butt
Guy 2: Look he dropped something!
Guy 1: Look it's a buttplug
The Holy Protector Of Butt: oh no my pants fell down!
Guy 1&2 get a boner and start to anal The Holy Protector Of Butt.

by Dr Jean O'Side November 24, 2019

glass of butt

When you are thirsty for that ass so you ask for a glass of it.

Damn kid, did you see that ass? I could use a nice glass of butt right about now.

by Joey Sis April 11, 2017

middle of butt fuck nowhere

A place with no real distinguishing markers, or specific location.

Girl - where are you form
Guy - TudRuckersField
Girl wheres that?
Guy - In the middle of butt fuck nowhere

by Dom_awsome December 13, 2007

Open a Box of Butt Magic

To blatantly let out a loud dank nasty FART! i.e. To pass gas.

*you smell a dirty fart stench in the air then ask...*
"Who just totaly opened a box of butt magic in here?!"
or
"heads up..Im about to open a box of butt magic"

by Derek Simons aka D-rock aka Sir Danks November 9, 2008

faint of butt

Used to describe someone who is unable to read Strong Bad e-mail.

The server crashed, so we're all faint of butt.

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003