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none of your Jizzness 

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.
John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

apple of your eye 

someone that is very special to you is the apple of your eye.
apple of your eye by berrrnn November 25, 2014

I like the cut of your Jib

a far classier version of "i like your style", originally used by pirates in the 17th century the expression refers to the forward sail on most ships. The course and speed of a ship is determined by the cut of the ships jib so saying that you like the cut of someones jib is a way of saying, i like the way you're heading.
Original 17th Century Pirate context:
A - I think we should mutiny, Yarr!
B - I like the cut of your jib (jim lad optional)!!!

21st Century context:
A - lets go for a beer and some readily available cannabis
B - alright, i like the cut of your jib

get your head out of your ass

If someone tells you to "Get your head out of your ass," it means that you have to start paying more attention to what's going on around you. It could also mean that you have to stop being so consumed with yourself, and your own well being, stop being so conceited.
John: I am so good at painting, I must be like Michelangelo!

Matt: Get your head out of your ass, John!

Jack: (Runs into someone at store, cause he's texting)

Man: Get your head out of your ass, and start paying more attention!

Draw me like one of your french girls 

An internet meme of sorts. The original phrase spawned from the move "Titanic", where the line is said to Leonardo Dicaprio. This phrase is used in conjunction with photos of characters usually laid out in sexually suggestive poses.
*Spiderman laid out on the ground*

"Draw me like one of your french girls"

talking out of your ass 

To make an obviously false claim.

To attempt discussion on a topic with no prior knowledge of it usually results in this.
The moon landing was a hoax? You're talking out of your ass.