Canadian city located in the province of Quebec. Is seen by many as a party city, although it becomes quite boring and difficult for the citizen actually living in it due to its unbelievably horrid winters and government that doesn't give a shit.
Montreal is well known for having atrociously maintained streets with more potholes than many third world countries.
It is also famous for having terribly constructed bridges that fall apart when driven on.
All Montreal is really good at, is displaying to the outside world that everything is ok.
Montreal is well known for having atrociously maintained streets with more potholes than many third world countries.
It is also famous for having terribly constructed bridges that fall apart when driven on.
All Montreal is really good at, is displaying to the outside world that everything is ok.
"Hey man, the streets of Montreal are worse than downtown Bagdad!"
"Montreal doesn't have potholes, it has craters."
"Montreal doesn't have potholes, it has craters."
by PissedOffMontrealer December 22, 2008
THE GREATEST CITY IN CANADA!
1. known for its ganja
2. known for its crazy night life
3. drinking age is 18
4. known for it's crazy drivers!
5. known for being VERY multicultural
6. known for LaRonde (famous amusement park that used to be expos '67)
7. known for having failing soccer, baseball, football teams
8. known for the MONTREAL CANADIENS!!!!
1. known for its ganja
2. known for its crazy night life
3. drinking age is 18
4. known for it's crazy drivers!
5. known for being VERY multicultural
6. known for LaRonde (famous amusement park that used to be expos '67)
7. known for having failing soccer, baseball, football teams
8. known for the MONTREAL CANADIENS!!!!
1. yo dude, lets hit up MTL and smoke a huge ass blunt from there
2. Did you see Cristina? She got plastered in Montreal at the old port this weekend
3. DUDE, WHY WAIT TILL 21 TO DRINK WHEN WE CAN DRIVE UP TO MONTREAL?!
4. "CORLIS DE TABARNAK, I WAS DOING 50 IN A 30 ZONE AND GOT A TICKET!"
5. Did you hear someone died at LaRonde on the Goliath?! Only in Montreal...
6. Wow I didn't know we have a football and soccer team in Montreal?! what ever happend to the expos?!
7. I SAW CAREY PRICE DRUNK DOWNTOWN IN MONTREAL!
2. Did you see Cristina? She got plastered in Montreal at the old port this weekend
3. DUDE, WHY WAIT TILL 21 TO DRINK WHEN WE CAN DRIVE UP TO MONTREAL?!
4. "CORLIS DE TABARNAK, I WAS DOING 50 IN A 30 ZONE AND GOT A TICKET!"
5. Did you hear someone died at LaRonde on the Goliath?! Only in Montreal...
6. Wow I didn't know we have a football and soccer team in Montreal?! what ever happend to the expos?!
7. I SAW CAREY PRICE DRUNK DOWNTOWN IN MONTREAL!
by just.made September 5, 2009
by teevee June 9, 2003
Home of the best marijuana and shrooms ever cultivated, Montreal is the greatest place on Earth to live.
by Snape October 2, 2003
place. Rustic, sheltered port on the St. Lawrence river in Canada. It has retained its French language as well as its ancient stone docks, fortifications and cultural imperatives. The residents, a contented lot basking in the largesse of Canada's complex balance of payments policy, enjoy biking, kayaking and re-living the glory days of Les Canadiens, a formerly great hockey team. Granite quarries still provide most of the employment in the city which is largely free of gangsterism and civic corruption. An interpretive centre, dedicated to the forced evacuation of the Huron, is soon to open near the remnants of the 1967 World's Fair which briefly put Montreal in the limelight.
by gnostic3 January 1, 2015
Probably the only indie band out there worth listening to. They will eventually reach great popularity and be the talk of all teen girls. Kevin Barnes prances around stage in flashy outfits and singing lyrics that consist of high vocabulary words while the rest of the band plays upbeat songs (and also wear flashy outfits). Listening to Of Montreal will place you in a stage of complete bliss but most importantly, it will be the best psychedelic experience you've ever had.
Teen Girl - "OMG! Have you heard this new band called Of Montreal!!!!?? They're like so hip!"
Of Montreal Fan Girl - "Yeah, I've liked them for years poser."
Of Montreal Fan Girl - "Yeah, I've liked them for years poser."
by Marialejandra March 5, 2007
Eastern Canadian big city. Worst Chinese food you will ever eat in your life. The weather is extreme to put it bluntly. Winters are brutal. The bus system sucks. There are a lot of really rude people. Move out west!
"Let's order some Chinese food tonight"
"no, i'd rather not, I would rather eat out of the garbage"
"God, Montreal has the worst Chinese food"
"no, i'd rather not, I would rather eat out of the garbage"
"God, Montreal has the worst Chinese food"
by Hated it October 20, 2006