the scientific term for skull fucking.
were you rip out someones eye and then make sweet sweet love to the eye socket.
yo you wanna go ocular penitration someone tonight?.....pirates do it all the time.
by jesse tomasello December 7, 2008
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The somewhat superhuman bouncer ability to look at someone and know if they are a threat.
Mac: I did an ocular pat down and I cleared him. i did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and i cleared him for passage.
by cmack 2406 October 23, 2012
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Diagnosis made when a patient overall has a shitty view on everything
Turns out you don’t have any illness or disorder at all, you just have an ocular rectal fistula.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023
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When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot
Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.
by Captian McAwesomeville March 28, 2012
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The act of squeezing eyeballs for erotic gratification.
"I was ocular choking the fuck out of Jenny last night then my fingers came up all red."

"Poor Jenny."
by Yulio's Urethra August 12, 2017
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Originates from and is a mixture of the words "binoculars" and "man". It is womens' personal opinions of the way in which they view men. Could be considered as an opinion, but specifically and only used when referring to a bloke! Only straight women and gay men have man-oculars.
Wanda: "mmmmm... he's fine!"
Zoe: "ergh! I don't think so! Get Your man-oculars fixed!"
Christine: "For sure! But he doesn't look so bad from a mile away, maybe you're just out of focus?"
by Amazingmanoculars April 13, 2010
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