october 31 national fuck your neighbor day

october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.

someone- 'what r u doing for halloween' me-its october 31 national fuck your neighbor day so i finna fuck him wbu'