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obspensive

a condensed term for not only expressing the expense associated with particular products or goods but also for identifying the unrealistic/unfair extent of their projected retail value
"have you seen the optimus maximus yet?"..."yeah, but its pretty obspensive don't you think?"
by jt28 January 2, 2008
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alt.nerd.obsessive

(spoken alternative: "alt dot nerd dot obsessive")

Origins: Said by Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons in the second episode of the seventh season, "Radioactive Man". Bart asked CBG who would star in the new Radioactive Man movie, and CBG went to a website called "alt.nerd.obsessive" to retrieve the information.

1. (n.) Fictional website on the Simpsons.

2. (adj.) Extreme nerdiness on specific topic.

3. (adj.) Desire to get detailed information on nerdy topic.
- Example One:

Bart: "Who's gonna play Radioactive Man?"

Comic Book Guy: "I will tell you in exactly seven minutes." (Sits at computer.) "Okay, here we are, alt.nerd.obsessive. Need know star RM pic."

- Example Two:

Bob: "Steve, I just made 50 new Simpsons memes!"

Steve: "Someone's a little alt dot nerd dot obsessive."
by freakpowerticket February 23, 2010
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Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder

Common to many gamers, OCRD is the obsessive compulsive reloading of weapons in FPSs in order to maintain a full clip at any given time.

Generally this presents as reloading before and after every encounter in a game even if only 1 or 2 shots were fired and the clip has 60 rounds. A gamer with the disorder will experience the distracting need to reload if they know their clip isn't full, similar to an itch or a nervous tic of other OCDs.

In its worse presentations, OCRD will leave a player absent-mindedly reloading before the action has finished, perhaps after killing one or a few enemies while more are still shooting at the player. This leaves the player useless and vulnerable for upwards of 5 to 10 seconds.
Gamer's friend: "Why are you so shit now? You used to be awesome at CoD."

Gamer: "Ah man. I have OCRD (Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder) bad! I keep having to reload needlessly in the middle of action and getting raped because of it. It's ruining everything and I just can't stop myself."

Gamer's friend: "Oh yea man, we've all had that. Sucks to be you, I guess."
by Gdwlf December 14, 2010
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(aka H.O.D.) A disorder that is related to the famous broadway musical, "Hamilton". People suffering through this disorder tend to both consciously and unconsciously sing certain songs or excerpts from songs from this musical. Some symptoms include continuing sentences or answering questions in the same way as some Hamilton songs go, singing Hamilton non-stop, and nonstop talking about this broadway show. If you experience these symptoms, it is recommended that you see a doctor ASAP.
I feel so sorry for her, she has the Hamilton Obsessiveness Disorder.
by Juanbaej July 17, 2016
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Obsessive Compulsive Narrator

A person who sits at the movies or in home watching a movie, and feels the need to describe every thing happening in the movie, as if they are sitting there Narrating for a blind person.
O.C.N.:
"They just entered the house, they're walking down the hallway, no sign of the bad guy yet. OMG, the bad guy just jumped out of the closet!"

Anoyed person:
"Would you stop being such an Obsessive Compulsive Narrator?! We have eyes of our own, we can see for our selves!"
by Redwings Addict February 5, 2010
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Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder

A disabling psychological disorder that propels the sufferer to repeatedly and uncontrollably rob banks until they are finally nabbed and sent inside where they are left to regale their psychologists with exciting stories about their own magnetic personalities and long-standing risk taking patterns since childhood.
I’d asked my attorney to make it clear that I am a victim of a serious case of Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder but the judge laughed in open court and dismissed it as a manipulative ploy to obtain a reduced sentence.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2021
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Obsessive Kid Cudism Disorder

Can be shortened to OKCD. Commonly found in teenagers that engage in illegal activities (such as smoking marijuana). Symptoms include feeling the need to skip school to go to cudi concerts, periodically posting cudi lyrics as your Facebook status, experiencing elation and relaxation only while listening to cudi songs, and bonding with other people simply on the basis of a mutual love for the same artist.
My friend Stan exhibits all the symptoms of Obsessive Kid Cudism Disorder and I'm worried that he may have to seek professional psychiatric help very soon.
by StanTheMan1227 November 4, 2010
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