obert

the word originally defines an intelligent young man, however, he died from having a large penis. Thus, his name defines anyone who has a big penis.

For an example, damn yo, billy has a Obert. I hope he doesn't go down like him.

by Obert A. Kong July 25, 2004

Oberts

the opposite of obert thus someone who has died from having a small penis. if you call someone an oberts, it means they have a small penis.

Chris why Do you have such an oberts?!?!

by WesMont December 09, 2010

Obert

A guy who loves to make memes about his friends. He is a big liar sometimes, but he is someone who you can count on (sometimes). He loves watching shows. He sleeps a lot and always looks like he just sniffed a good amount of weed. He gets very formal through text. Definitely a good best friend material. He also has a big cock.

Oh my God, you rickrolled me again!!! Stop being such an Obert!!!

by _yourdaddy69420___ May 16, 2022

obert

The bag Oh Boy O'Berto beef jerkey comes in.

C'mon man open the obert im starving!

by Dave March 02, 2004

obert

An unbelievably annoying prick that haunts the ff. He loves to ban people for no reason and deletes any posts he disagrees with.
Common characteristics of an obert:

Terrified of being exposed

Can't spell

Can't please his wife

Love for power and discipline

obert is an orbert

by keainformer September 22, 2013

ian obert

God almighty. His hair his life everything is godly

Ian Obert oh my he's sex incarnated in a man

by Yet boy February 23, 2016