A town nearby to Toronto. Oakville houses the rich families of the GTA and has the recognition of being the richest town in Canada. Contrary to popular belief, Oakville is not filled with stereotypes and is home to regular people. Granted, these regular people have parents who actually worked in College and University instead of smoking dope or messing around during their high school and university life. To set the record straight:
1. Never has anyone said "Chate" in my presence.
2. Yes, people here watch The O.C. so do people in Toronto, Mississauga, Brampton and Hamilton.
3. Some of the girls here do look like Abercrombie and Fitch commercials; others however look like they belong in a Good Charlotte music video.
4. There is a drug problem in Oakville. There is a drug problem in Mississauga as well.
5. The entire friggin continent plays poker, we just play for money.
6. We have house parties. You're not invited.
7. Yes, we drive nice cars. This relates back to my point, people in Oakville actually worked for their money and worked hard.
8. Oakville is not stereotypical "Richtown". While the people here do have more money than you will ever see, we are not more shallow or have more wiggers here than anywhere else in Southern Ontario. In fact, we have less wiggers per square kilometer than any other Southern Ontario town.
9. We don't have more than one Lexus. That would be a waste of money, we diversify. Lexus, Porsche, Mercedes-Benz, BMW and SUVs are all prevalent among families in Oakville.
10. Kids in Oakville are more likely to end up going to a decent University, getting a decent job and paying for your welfare checks than they are to live in their parents basements until they are thirty. Get your facts straight.
So, to all the people out in Mississauga, Brampton, Hamilton and wherever else you might be, come to Oakville and see how it really is before you assume that because we have money, we have to be discriminated against.
1. Never has anyone said "Chate" in my presence.
2. Yes, people here watch The O.C. so do people in Toronto, Mississauga, Brampton and Hamilton.
3. Some of the girls here do look like Abercrombie and Fitch commercials; others however look like they belong in a Good Charlotte music video.
4. There is a drug problem in Oakville. There is a drug problem in Mississauga as well.
5. The entire friggin continent plays poker, we just play for money.
6. We have house parties. You're not invited.
7. Yes, we drive nice cars. This relates back to my point, people in Oakville actually worked for their money and worked hard.
8. Oakville is not stereotypical "Richtown". While the people here do have more money than you will ever see, we are not more shallow or have more wiggers here than anywhere else in Southern Ontario. In fact, we have less wiggers per square kilometer than any other Southern Ontario town.
9. We don't have more than one Lexus. That would be a waste of money, we diversify. Lexus, Porsche, Mercedes-Benz, BMW and SUVs are all prevalent among families in Oakville.
10. Kids in Oakville are more likely to end up going to a decent University, getting a decent job and paying for your welfare checks than they are to live in their parents basements until they are thirty. Get your facts straight.
So, to all the people out in Mississauga, Brampton, Hamilton and wherever else you might be, come to Oakville and see how it really is before you assume that because we have money, we have to be discriminated against.
Missisauga kid: Man, I wish I lived in Oakville, but I don't, so I'll just diss it and pretend I'm glad I don't live there.
Oakville kid: Shut up and get a life.
Oakville kid: Shut up and get a life.
by weirdone93 December 4, 2005
A town in southern Ontario just outside of Toronto bordering Mississauga. One of the richest towns in Canada. The Oakville 'ghetto' is Kerr Street a street which is no whwere close to being low income.
The town consists of:
* wanna-be-think-they-are-hard-wigger white boys.
* Abercrombie/A & F white boy and girl all american wannabes.
* House parties every weekend
The most common word is chate
The town consists of:
* wanna-be-think-they-are-hard-wigger white boys.
* Abercrombie/A & F white boy and girl all american wannabes.
* House parties every weekend
The most common word is chate
teacher: today is the last day of class and we have a one page essay to write
student: "THATS CHATE MISS"
oakvillian: "chate chate chate chate chate"
student: "THATS CHATE MISS"
oakvillian: "chate chate chate chate chate"
by Bored MOFO June 25, 2005
Oakville is an awesome town that houses some of the coolest and also richest people in Canada. I'm sorry to hear that everyone enjoys writing definitions that contain incredible jealousy. You really don't know oakville kids and you're simply jealous of their good fortune, therefore you act like complete ignorant fools and insult us. Maybe if you took time out of your "horrible lives" you could get to know us. Also, if it wasn't for the tax payers of Oakville I seriously doubt that you'd be receiving your welfare checks each month.
Mississauga kid: f***ing oakville kids live in a big bubble
Oakville kid: get a job you dirty binder and stop critisizing us because your jealous of our parent's money
Mississauga kid: yo dog you got beef, youz a hater
Oakville kid: learn how to talk or get out of my country, I'm ashamed I pay taxes to keep you in school
Oakville kid: get a job you dirty binder and stop critisizing us because your jealous of our parent's money
Mississauga kid: yo dog you got beef, youz a hater
Oakville kid: learn how to talk or get out of my country, I'm ashamed I pay taxes to keep you in school
by JPS123 May 30, 2005
Oakville is a town in southern Ontario. It has more millionars per square capita then anywhere else in the world. The reason for this is that Ford motors Canadian head quaters is in Oakville, thus, making the land more expensive to live on because more jobs get pumped out there. This is also why "the heights" was started as homing for the workers.
There are also more rich folk because people get hired into high position jobs in toronto and get placed in oakville.
not everybody is rich in oakville and it is ignorant to beleive so. A lot of people are and good for them, good for the kids they will grow up with a more then anybody for it but I am not angry.
I do live in Oakville but I have never lived in a big house, yet, i am extremley fortunate to live in oakville, espically after many financel scares.
There are also more rich folk because people get hired into high position jobs in toronto and get placed in oakville.
not everybody is rich in oakville and it is ignorant to beleive so. A lot of people are and good for them, good for the kids they will grow up with a more then anybody for it but I am not angry.
I do live in Oakville but I have never lived in a big house, yet, i am extremley fortunate to live in oakville, espically after many financel scares.
by Anoyminous April 25, 2006
See Oakville
Also known as jokeville, Cokeville, smokeville, tokeville, oaktown, o town, o dizzle, civ
Also known as jokeville, Cokeville, smokeville, tokeville, oaktown, o town, o dizzle, civ
by BMOUNZ April 30, 2005
Oakville Kid:Hey you going to Scott's party tonight?
Missisauga Kid:No I'm going to engage in acts of beastiality with my hampster tonight.
Oakville Kid:I'm not surprised your just like every other kid from Missisauga
Missisauga Kid:No I'm going to engage in acts of beastiality with my hampster tonight.
Oakville Kid:I'm not surprised your just like every other kid from Missisauga
by Oakville Kid1 August 18, 2008
One of the richest cities in Canada, and most of us are really goddamn naive. SOME kids are all like "Yo biatch I don't take no shit fom yoo!" I tell those kids to get a life. No one really fights in OAkville. OAkville is a Suburbian area. We don't own yachts. HELL, I DON'T EVEN GET ALLOWANCE! We get a better education, we don't use guns, almost no one get murdered.
Missasauga Kid: Hey rich boi, don't go steppin' in mah city!
Me (oakville kid): GO fuck your self, you ghetto scumbag.
Missasauga Kid: Don't be hatin!
Me (oakville kid): Actually, considering the fact that you are WHITE, I'm not "Hatin", also, I'm not rich.
Me (oakville kid): GO fuck your self, you ghetto scumbag.
Missasauga Kid: Don't be hatin!
Me (oakville kid): Actually, considering the fact that you are WHITE, I'm not "Hatin", also, I'm not rich.
by Stephen J E November 27, 2005