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Nutcrumpler 

A morbidly obese female (or faggot), usually promiscuous or an escort, who's purpose is to repeatedly slam themselves into your nutsack.
Guy 1 - "That bitch straight BOUNCED off my balls yo, she must've been 650lbs or some shit. Total nutcrumpler."
Guy 2 - "Dude your nuts must've been CRUMPLED!!"
Nutcrumpler by Crank My Urethra February 6, 2014

Nutrumbler 

When your sitting down and your balls are a tad sweaty and you fart and the fart causes your nuts to rumble.
I was in the middle of a gaming session and i pulled a nutrumbler.
Nutrumbler by Migit109 June 10, 2010
If you can't describe something just say nuftble it will always be there for you but it is up to the person your talking to to put it in context
Man 1: dude last night was so... I forget the word... oh well. NUFTUMBLE

Man 2: well because your saying in an excited voice I assume it was really fun and kind of scary
Hey I just made a Bubble Nut!
NutBubble: The process of blowing a bubble while simultaneously nutting
NutBubble by Holmey January 3, 2019

nutrubbers 

(v.) type of gender that prefers to solicit sexually attractive professional females to "rube one out" on her couch while providing therapeutic services.

(v.) type of female that attempts to thotinize male workers on the job.
1. An attractive female walks down the street while the gender population cat calls her. she states, "i heard there's about to be another protest soon so what's your address nutrubbers?" (her papi got a gun permit).

2. A glimpses at A too sexy for my shirt male while he's working on a project. She attempts to do the "bend and snap" attempting to get his attention. He said, "eh yo, thotnoxious, I got the badnesst bitch wearin my chain, pick your nutrubbers up and get the fuck off this block".
nutrubbers by genhustler November 16, 2020

Neyland Nutnumber

When a girl from Tennessee sucks your balls so hard that you loose all feeling in your testicles.
This Tennessee sorority girl gave me a Neyland Nutnumber in the stall during Tennessee vs Florida halftime.