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numby dicks 

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A sexual act in which two consenting males (of legal or illegal age) sit on their hands until they become numb. When both achieve sufficient stiffness of their penis they simultaneously jerk each other off until the point of ejaculation. At this point both loads of cum are then blasted into each others faces.

This game can be played by oneself, but is usually referred to as the strange in such cases.
My little brother woke up and said his hand was asleep so I sat on my hand for a while and put our sleeping hands to use and played numby dicks all morning.

I would die to have played numby dicks with Simon Birch.
numby dicks by H.i.sd September 7, 2010

numb dick 

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when you jack off so much you lose all the feeling in your dick.

When having the opportunity to go balls deep you will be limp as fuck because you got numb dick.

In hodgetwin video titled " Porn can ruin your life"
"you squeezed the fuck out that bitch , your damn mushroom tip is numb as fuck, you aint gonna feel shit because your'e use to your hand man.. and you squeezing the fuck out that bitch with some lube and shit.. trust me man id dun have numb dick before man, that what you got , you got numb dick"- Hodgetwins
numb dick by twin nation August 24, 2013
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