Number 3

A member of The S.N.O.B. Court. Three is the third in the line of succession of The S.N.O.B. Crown. Number 3 is succeeded by The Jester.

EMN3: WHO RELEAVES THE S.N.O.B. PRINCE OF HIS DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES?
EMNC: THAT WOULD BE NUMBER 3.

by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 15, 2021

number 3

Pee and poop at the same time (1+2).

Hurry up in there! I gotta go number 3!

by reltihfloda April 25, 2022

Number 3

Named for the third thing men do in the bathroom, masturbation.

"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

number 3

just like number 1, peeing; and number 2, pooping

number 3 is the process of masturbation.

sorry, I was in the middle of a number 3.

by DS Nutz February 24, 2022

Number 3

Jacking off, aka whackin’ the pudd

Hey can you keep an eye out for customers? I gotta go number 3.

by Macswaggerrrr September 21, 2020

Number 3

To cum/ejaculate

I need a number 3

by Grandpa max July 19, 2017

Number 3

Noun, can be used as a verb in some situations.

Masturbation. Similar usage to a Number 1, or a Number 2.

"You caught me taking a number 3"

"I've gotta go number 3, brb"

by Jacp123 March 10, 2020