All dressed up with nowhere to go 

Being dressed in your best clothes, and having no party to go to.

cf. story of my life

I wanted to go out, but everyone was busy, so I was just at home, all dressed up with nowhere to go.

All dressed up with nowhere to go by The Esq. December 10, 2010

All dressed up with nowhere to go. 

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

All dressed up with nowhere to go. by Gyar March 5, 2015

Run to nowhere 

When a woman, who thinks that she is hotter than she is, in a public place like a gym, inexplicably starts and stops running without a a set destination. This happens most when said woman believes other patrons are checking her out.

Joe: Look at Adam's wife over there by the free weights. Did she get a boob job?
Bill: Yeah, but she's still not all that.
Joe: Lookout, stop staring at her, she's jogging this way.
Bill: No she's not, she stopped by the ellipticals.
Joe: Oh yeah, she was on a run to nowhere!

Run to nowhere by Fartface Jones. January 7, 2012

pregame to nowhere 

Drinking before going to a party, but becoming so intoxicated that you can't make it there.

Joe: Yo dude what did you do last night?
Fred: We pregammed and were going to go to the game, I think. We ended up not leaving the house, we got too drunk to make it out the door.
Joe: Sounds like another pregame to nowhere!

pregame to nowhere by PhilliesRockStar April 22, 2012

bridge to nowhere 

When a guy shaves the pubic hair on his testicals, but leaves the "happy trail"

Zach told me he shaved his balls so I told him I didn't believe him because he still had his happy trail. He pulled down his pants and I witnessed the bridge to nowhere!

bridge to nowhere by dontuseyourrealnameinthisbox September 18, 2010

bridge to nowhere 

sarah palin's taint

"i said no thanks to that bridge to nowhere"

bridge to nowhere by stephen from stephen and miche October 31, 2008

Haulin' ass to nowhere 

1. - Driving recklessly at a high rate of speed and passing other vehicles only to arrive at the same stop light or the same position in traffic as everyone else.

2. - Pointlessly passing another car at a high rate of speed in heavy traffic only to end up behind the same car 30 seconds later showing other drivers that you either have no depth perception or a small dick.

1. - John was late for work on Friday. Despite his best effort to maneuver through heavy traffic, he ended up haulin' ass to nowhere and was late anyway.

2. - "Hey, isn't that guy behind you the same guy who cut you off about two minutes ago?" "Yeah, it sure is." "Obviously he was haulin' ass to nowhere."

Haulin' ass to nowhere by Barman2000 November 4, 2011