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Norweigan Pillow Fight 

When two men repeatedly whack one another with their testis until one of them surrenders thus allowing the winner to egage in intercourse with the woman at stake.
"Hey did you hear who won the Norweigan Pillow Fight last night?"
Norweigan Pillow Fight by wlds3 December 30, 2013

Norweiga 

Norway, for idiots. (:
yea, those norweigians are from norweiga!!!
it costs a fortune to fly my norweigian salmon from norweiga...
Norweiga by kickass(: June 18, 2010

norweigan Sleigh Riding

When you have anal sex on the top of a 2 story stair case, then ride her down while your cock is still in her ass.
Dude me and my girlfriend went norweigan Sleigh Riding last night and now her tits hurt.

norweigan ice dragon 

when a guy cums in his woman's mouth then makes her laugh the cum out her nose so it just hangs there...like a norweigan ice dragon
I tickled my girlfriend after she gave me head last night so much that she turned into the norweigan ice dragon.

norweigan blue 

A Norwegian Blue is a Fictional Parrot species with blue plumage.
"norweigan blue": "Fictional" species of Parrot, originally from "Monty Python's Dead Parrot-scetch" aka "Pet Shop Scetch" and "Parrot-scetch", eighth episode ("Full Frontal Nudity," which first aired 7 December 1969).

See: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Parrot_sketch
norweigan blue by Fafnir747 March 25, 2014

norweigan mustache 

before banging your girlfriends fish muffin you trim your pubes and ass hair but keep it in your hand as you rip her a new one. as your about to explode grab her head and put her face next to your twig and berries. let that sucker go and get the man-goo above her upper lip in your preferred mustache form (fu-man-chu, handlebar, etc). then as quickly as possible flick her saddle bags to catch her off guard and sprinkle your thicket of pubes on her jizz lip. and wha-la! a norweigan mustache
guy 1: god man my balls itch really bad!
guy2: that sucks. why?
guy 1: oh i gave my girl a norweigan mustache last night
guy 2: you should try a hot carl next time
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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