Notatop 

It's like a top, but it's not a top. And it doesn't spin.

I tried to spin a notatop, but it didn't spin. I guess it's not a top.

Notatop by --Insert amazing pseudonym-- January 28, 2017

Notato 

A popular internet character who serves as a role model for many.

Teacher: Who is this notato
Student: A popular internet character
Teacher: From where?
Student: From heaven.

Notato by Nerdmind May 8, 2021

notahopeinhell 

No chance at getting what you want

Boy "Will you have sex with me?"
Girl "notahopeinhell"

notahopeinhell by sj January 12, 2004

Notaroplasty 

NOUN:
The clinical name for the process whereby a notary public applies his or her seal to a document.

Charlene, I can't talk; I've got to perform an emergency notaroplasty before the license bureau closes.

Charles held his seal with confidence as he prepared to give the title transfer a notaroplasty.

Notaroplasty by James J. Mitchell October 23, 2006