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Nostaldick

A person or should I rather say a dick who likes to reminisce about every little thing and somehow tie it into their present life. The smallest things takes them back to a time and their so annoying about it, they become a nostalgic+dick=.....
Mike: Omg, Jenny!

Jenny: What?

Mike: This glass of Orange Juice reminds me of the OJ Simpson trial...

Jenny: Stop being a nostaldick!
by AmethystAnarchyAngel November 7, 2011
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Nostaljerk

1: When you revisit a piece of pornographic material that you "frequented" as a child, and have a sesh to relive the past.

2: When you masturbate to a piece of pornography that is at least fifteen years old.
"Hey have you ever seen Deep Throat?"

"Hell yes, I had a nostaljerk to that just last week. Those girls were very hairy back then."
by Droopy Scrouge November 7, 2009
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Nostalgache

Nostalgache is when you get so nostalgic that it hurts. This may be due to several reasons such as missing your past, too many memories at once, or simply just feeling nostalgia over a horrible phase you had. This sensation may stay with you from months to weeks.
Person 1: I'm playing Club Penguin rewritten

Person 2: I played that too. It gave me major Nostalgache
by Sockth December 27, 2018
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NostalDICK

When a person is feeling nostalgic about a previous sexual partner. And has sex with them to reminisce.
"Hey man, I ended up sleeping with Joan again."

"What? Why?"

"I guess, I was feeling Nostaldick!"
by Aldo_Rayne November 4, 2012
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nostaljerkin'

going back too a prolific sexual memory, and then proceeding too pleasure yourself; lookin' back on it.
daniella: aye bro, 'member back on Vdae 2011? that shit was insane.

lumberjane: yeah, totsmcgoats! ahh, brb bro, this shit got me wantin' too start nostaljerkin'.
by chaparita. March 4, 2011
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nostaljunk

When you re-watch / read / play a piece of media years later and it doesn't hold up.
"Remember that movie we used to love as kids? I just watched it again after like a decade and it's total nostaljunk. It hasn't aged well at all."
by thestr1ker November 25, 2015
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Nostaldick

Similar to the actual phrase "Nostalgic", Nostaldick refers to a dick you haven't taken in years.
"hey Jessica, I took a nostaldick yesterday with Bob."
by Arnemi35 December 18, 2017
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