Northward 

The proper term for the experience someone has while listening to extremely noisy and ice-cold black metal.

It is named after some really kvlt and underground black metal band who's members always went up North, into the frostbitten snowy and icy mountains far beyond the lesser snowy and icy mountains that are known to the inhabitants of these lesser frostbitten snowy and icy mountains.

Person A: "Hey bro, what are you listening to?"
Person B: "Some badass black metal band. I'm totally going northward."

Northward by TotalFrostman December 31, 2011

Operation Northwoods

Operation Northwoods was a 1962 plan by the US Department of Defense to cause acts of simulated or real terrorism and violence on US soil or against US interests, blamed on Cuba, in order to generate U.S. public support for military action against the Cuban government of Fidel Castro.

Operation Northwoods makes me lol.

Operation Northwoods by skakid9090 October 2, 2007

Northworstern 

Fitting name for Northwestern University. A dry campus that is filled with extraordinarily lame students.
Many have never been exposed to a traditional undergraduate experience. The terms beer bong, keg stand, pre-games are completely foreign to them.

The graduating students are socially inept. Although they go on to be successful in the workforce, Northworstern graduates make for the worst workplace conversations and are often buzzkills.

Interviewer: Hi Laura, tell me about yourself
Northworstern Student: HI!!! ... *awkward pause*
Interviewer: Hello, Laura. Please tell me about yourself...Ugh why do we keep invited these students for interviews?! These Northworstern students are literally the WORST.
Northworstern Student: I graduated magna cum lade with a degree in engineering and a minor in psychology. I enjoy reading.

Northworstern by Punnnn April 14, 2015

Operation Northwoods

Operation Northwoods was a plan back in 1962 by the DOD that was to attack a U.S. Naval ship and various other American military and civilian targets then blame it on Cuban military then use it as a pretext to invade Cuba in combat. This was the pretext that some of the 9/11 truth activists believed that lead to the September 11th terrorist attacks. Operation Northwoods was the first known false flag enemy attack operation to where attacks would be conducted on American soil then the government would declare the enemy to be Cuba which never attacked America but would be framed as the sole attackers leading to war being approved by the U.S. Congress.

According to Operation Northwoods official declassified documents, some of the operational plans were to conduct real or simulated attacks against various American military and civilian targets then Cuba Communist terror campaigns would begin to get the U.S. House of Representatives and the Senate to support a plan to attack Cuba to oust the communist leader Fidel Castro.

Operation Northwoods by uswgo September 19, 2011

northwoods hipster 

A hipster that prefers flannel or some type of long-sleeved overshirt with a "lumberjack" or tartan design, has a beard and "nerdy" black glasses, is probably tattooed, and who has extensive knowledge of single-speed bicycles. A blend between a hipster and a dirtster; more the former than the latter. The northwoods hipster is quite popular in Minneapolis, MN. They are typically spotted at organic foods stores such as Whole Foods.

Image of a "northwoods hipster": Picture a slimmed down Zach Galifianakis wearing tartan and riding a single-speed bike.

northwoods hipster by manroy August 19, 2012

Northworst 

Northwest Airlines. Those who do not loathe them, tolerate them. Try Fun Country – I mean, Sun Country – for flights to and from Minneapolis!

My flight back from Amsterdam was on stinkin' Northworst. The plane was so old; I thought it was going to fall apart, piece by piece, over the Atlantic.

Northworst by RoddickRemixed September 28, 2007