nookie jar 

a vagina (female sex organ)

are you gonna stick it in her nookie jar?

nookie jar by A-Train_21 September 30, 2007

caught with his hand in the nookie jar 

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

caught with his hand in the nookie jar by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017

caught with your hand in the nookie jar 

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.

hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.

caught with your hand in the nookie jar by Ben Bow October 12, 2008

Caught with your hand in the nookie jar 

When you are fingering a girl and someone walks in on you.

Friend: "Dude I can't believe you got caught with your hand in the nookie jar! Your girlfriend must be so embarrased...and your mom lol."

You:(Face Palm)

Caught with your hand in the nookie jar by Sir SnAdEr September 7, 2010

nookie in the jar 

a distorted but clever mis-read of "in the nookie jar" typically committed by non-native english speakers, lazy readers and people who get really excited by the word "nookie," but which has valid usage:

1. covert nookie
2. covert expression of nookie
3. a doubly emphatic expression of the same
4. the version of "caught with your hand in the nookie jar" that doesn't involve being caught
5. surprise nookie

"me and my boyfriend are taking a car trip...you know, a little nookie in the jar."

"i'm going to surprise her on her birthday: a little wine, some candles, and i've got a extra-special stash of nookie in the jar"

nookie in the jar by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019