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noob salad 

a collection of very different people who, despite being different, are all still noobs. can refer to gang of noobs.
noob salad by Mike Matthews December 23, 2007

noob salad 

a variety of noobs in the same location, who have been owned, or are about to be owned:

different noobs getting slaughtered
you guys are going to be a noob salad

you guys made a pretty good noob salad
noob salad by Haijj June 26, 2009

noob salad 

some one who hangs out with posers
hey johnny stop being a noob salad
noob salad by ryan peters July 22, 2005

noob salad 

some one who hangs out with posers
hey johnny stop being a noob salad
noob salad by ryan peters July 20, 2005

noob salad 

some one who hangs out with posers
hey johnny stop being a noob salad
noob salad by ryan peters July 22, 2005

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026