noob cake 

Noobs that are pwned continually without ever getting any kills are Noob Cakes. Think of them as fish cakes; ground up and mashed together. These noobs suck much harder than the average noob.

I pwned your ass noob cake. You are the sux0r of all noobs!!!:p

noob cake by The Black Flag June 17, 2006

noob cake 

a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert

speaker #1: I beat up a noob who was very noobly and then I made them a noob cake!

speaker #2: wow this noob cake is really good!

noob cake by margarita old June 8, 2010

noob cake 

a noob who is greater than all tha otha noobs

yo that noob cake cant get one kill

noob cake by pimpaholic May 21, 2006

Noob cake  

You suck at everything

Ben brookman is a noob cake because he sucks

Noob cake by noobykins April 1, 2009

noob cake 

A noob that is extemely gay, they usually are bisexual and suck at gaming.

Hey Tyler, you suck at Call of Duty, you noob cake!

noob cake by KoreanxPownage April 26, 2011

noob cake 

One who is more noob than noob cake or noob muffin making it a noob bakery.

Man! You ain't a noob cake! Your worse! a noob bakery!! :3

noob cake by SoKawaiiBri April 2, 2011

Noob cake 

Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.

"Noob cake (n.) a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert"

Noob cake by HjAa August 11, 2018