A non-converation where two or more people greet each other but do not follow with a conversation, but instead follow with an awkward silence, that can result in figeting and short quick glances around the room.
Zack: So, how did you like my friend Michael?
Matthew: He's really nice, but after you left we had a really weird nonversation. It was really awkward!
Zack: Man, I hate those.
Matthew: He's really nice, but after you left we had a really weird nonversation. It was really awkward!
Zack: Man, I hate those.
by Supersequoia May 23, 2007
Monica and Mike showed up at a party with the same Nonverse shoes.
You have to be someone special to pull off Nonverse.
You have to be someone special to pull off Nonverse.
by M&MM June 11, 2008
by I _will_try_next_time April 11, 2017
A nonversation occurs when someone talks to you (most commonly on a social networking site or via text) about something you don't care about and can't really answer back to.
If you're ever in the situation where someone is talking AT you and your brain says "I don't actually care" then you're in a NONversation!
If you're ever in the situation where someone is talking AT you and your brain says "I don't actually care" then you're in a NONversation!
Facebook/Skype/text pop-up...
Person A: Hey guess what
You: What?
Person A: I got a new phone!
You: Cool
Person A: Yeah its really good and now I can connect to wi-fi its really great I've downloaded some apps and its the best thing ever.
You: Cool...
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Your brain: Dude you're in a nonversation, get out now!
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You: Yeah so I'm going out now talk later
Person A: Hey guess what
You: What?
Person A: I got a new phone!
You: Cool
Person A: Yeah its really good and now I can connect to wi-fi its really great I've downloaded some apps and its the best thing ever.
You: Cool...
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Your brain: Dude you're in a nonversation, get out now!
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You: Yeah so I'm going out now talk later
by Dunkotron4000 March 30, 2013
Used to describe a brand of shoes that is made to mimick the look of the Chuck Taylor Converse shoe. easy to spot as they do not have the destinctive "ALL STAR" printed on the back rubber of the shoe.
but for the love of god, they're 30 bucks cheaper and look the f*cking same.
but for the love of god, they're 30 bucks cheaper and look the f*cking same.
Jen-"Did you see that chick's nonverse? That pattern was disgusting"
Sally-"I have the same pair you stupid bitch."
Sally-"I have the same pair you stupid bitch."
by Candicebetts July 30, 2008
A conversation in which words are exchanged between people — often co-workers — but nothing is really said.
Two office colleagues bump into each other in the hallway. This is them having a nonversation:
Office worker #1: Hey, so I heard it went well.
Office worker #2: Yup. Went great.
Office worker #1: Glad to hear. And we're still good for Tuesday?
Office worker #2: Yup. Nothing's changed.
Office worker #1: Great. Well let me know if anything does.
Office worker #2: Of course.
Office worker #1: Ok, great. Thanks.
Office worker #1: Hey, so I heard it went well.
Office worker #2: Yup. Went great.
Office worker #1: Glad to hear. And we're still good for Tuesday?
Office worker #2: Yup. Nothing's changed.
Office worker #1: Great. Well let me know if anything does.
Office worker #2: Of course.
Office worker #1: Ok, great. Thanks.
by seanmlee June 4, 2012
A conversation through eye contact. When everything important that needs to be said, gets said through a look.
My spouse and I couldnt think of any words to say to describe our love, so we had a nonversation. Everything that we were thinking was said through our eye contact.
by Harry Balsser October 17, 2010