definition 1: A non-versation is when one person talks and talks and talks while the other doesn't listen. Afterward the non-listening person can barely remember what they said, therefore it was a non-versation because it was a conversation that they really can't remember.

definition 2: A non-versation is a conversation so boring one person practically falls asleep therefore the conversation didn't happen.

non-listener and non listeners friend converse:

non-listeners friend: So how was your sleepover with Jessica?

non-listener:I can hardly remember anything, her dvder stopped working so we started talking but the whole thing was a giant non-versation after that.

example 2:
Boring Talker: And so then the dioframe ate its chikchikaroo and I picked my nose! It was unreal!!!

Bored Person; Zzzzzzzzzzzzz... sorry what was that???
by chikchikaroo January 04, 2011
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A conversation through eye contact. When everything important that needs to be said, gets said through a look.
My spouse and I couldnt think of any words to say to describe our love, so we had a nonversation. Everything that we were thinking was said through our eye contact.
by Harry Balsser October 16, 2010
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A conversation that does involves large amounts of nonsense or other randomness. These conversation are generally between two very bored or two very creative teenagers as a way to pass time.
Gadson: Uh, I'm so bored.
Ellie: Lets have a nonversation to pass the time
Gadon: Okay but first i need to make sure that my weasel took its bath.
Ellie: Thats fine. I know weasels hate baths. I heard that pictures of dancing bagels can help.
by BulletToTheEscalator January 22, 2012
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1. When people are together and NOT talking

2. When 2 people can have comfortable silence between them

3. when you understand someone enough to communicate with them through mood, look or touch rather than words.
Mom keeps talking to Dad while he is trying to watch the football game.
Dad says " damn woman, cant we have a little nonversation right now? Im trying to watch the game!!!"

It was a long, exhausting day. He understood that it was nothing personal, but I didnt really feel like talking. So we just sat quietly and sipped wine as the sunset. It was the best nonversation ever!
by FlowerPot226 September 29, 2010
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A conversation that does not exist. Meant to be a joke about not wanting to talk to someone.
"Hey Annie, you should go over there and have a nonversation with that creepy girl Brianna."

"Yeah, totally."
by emmawemawoo October 27, 2008
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A conversation in which three or more people are involved in a discussion, but one person (usually the same person) is consistently & completely unheard/ignored.
"I was excited to go out with Topher & our friend Ascott, but when we got back to our apartment, the typical nonversation ensued. I didn't speak for a good five hours, at least. Another disappointing night."
by ProgPrincess November 14, 2009
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