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Something that happens in the "real world" not on the internet.
34-year old D&D fan Garry got his first nonline girlfriend this week.

The worst thing about nonline shopping is the queues.
nonline by boredlaura August 24, 2006
Noun, To not be connected to the internet because there is no WiFi signal.
He was in a state of nonline due to no wireless internet connection.
Nonline by Jaymi May 30, 2018
After all of our regular websites that used to be good started going downhill (theonion.com, somethingawful.com, etc) my friends and I started going "on strike" against the internet. Of course it's impossible to live life without the internet completely these days, so we began to say we were nonline, meaning that we were able to shop and research on the internet, and yet not regularly visiting once amusing websites that many people frequent
guy "did you read that article on the onion?"
me "no, I'm nonline right now"
guy "but I'm chatting with you on MSN right at this very instant..."
me "nonline."
nonline by e7c December 7, 2005

Nonline game 

A game that is for computers that is not played online with other players at any point.
I only bought Bejeweled because My internet is down, and I needed a nonline game.
Nonline game by Smashboy March 9, 2009

nonline dating

Currently, the inadvisability of seeking a stranger online.
Her chronic belief that she'd discover a perfect man through the Internet was relegated, for the foreseeable future, to nonline dating.
nonline dating by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020
The most beautiful,strong,sexy ass bitch is a real one and ain’t fake and will keep your secrets even if y’all ain’t friends no more keep her she’s a real one or u lost a real one stupid ass😗
Omg Noeline is hella nice
Noeline by NOCAPBITCH June 30, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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