nonline

Something that happens in the "real world" not on the internet.

34-year old D&D fan Garry got his first nonline girlfriend this week.

The worst thing about nonline shopping is the queues.

by boredlaura August 24, 2006

nonline

After all of our regular websites that used to be good started going downhill (theonion.com, somethingawful.com, etc) my friends and I started going "on strike" against the internet. Of course it's impossible to live life without the internet completely these days, so we began to say we were nonline, meaning that we were able to shop and research on the internet, and yet not regularly visiting once amusing websites that many people frequent

guy "did you read that article on the onion?"
me "no, I'm nonline right now"
guy "but I'm chatting with you on MSN right at this very instant..."
me "nonline."

by e7c December 06, 2005

Nonline

The opposite of being "online".

"My mom is so technologically challenged, she is always nonline"

"Stop living on your computer, work on your nonline life!"

by Adunning January 16, 2008

Nonline

Noun, To not be connected to the internet because there is no WiFi signal.

He was in a state of nonline due to no wireless internet connection.

by Jaymi April 26, 2018

Nonline game

A game that is for computers that is not played online with other players at any point.

I only bought Bejeweled because My internet is down, and I needed a nonline game.

by Smashboy March 10, 2009

nonline dating

Currently, the inadvisability of seeking a stranger online.

Her chronic belief that she'd discover a perfect man through the Internet was relegated, for the foreseeable future, to nonline dating.

by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020