After all of our regular websites that used to be good started going downhill (theonion.com, somethingawful.com, etc) my friends and I started going "on strike" against the internet. Of course it's impossible to live life without the internet completely these days, so we began to say we were nonline, meaning that we were able to shop and research on the internet, and yet not regularly visiting once amusing websites that many people frequent
guy "did you read that article on the onion?"
me "no, I'm nonline right now"
guy "but I'm chatting with you on MSN right at this very instant..."
me "nonline."
The most beautiful,strong,sexy ass bitch is a real one and ain’t fake and will keep your secrets even if y’all ain’t friends no more keep her she’s a real one or u lost a real one stupid ass😗
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.