Nonline

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"My mom is so technologically challenged, she is always nonline"

"Stop living on your computer, work on your nonline life!"

Nonline by Adunning January 17, 2008

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nonline

Something that happens in the "real world" not on the internet.

34-year old D&D fan Garry got his first nonline girlfriend this week.

The worst thing about nonline shopping is the queues.

nonline by boredlaura August 24, 2006

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Nonline

Noun, To not be connected to the internet because there is no WiFi signal.

He was in a state of nonline due to no wireless internet connection.

Nonline by Jaymi May 30, 2018

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nonline

After all of our regular websites that used to be good started going downhill (theonion.com, somethingawful.com, etc) my friends and I started going "on strike" against the internet. Of course it's impossible to live life without the internet completely these days, so we began to say we were nonline, meaning that we were able to shop and research on the internet, and yet not regularly visiting once amusing websites that many people frequent

guy "did you read that article on the onion?"
me "no, I'm nonline right now"
guy "but I'm chatting with you on MSN right at this very instant..."
me "nonline."

nonline by e7c December 7, 2005

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Nonline game

A game that is for computers that is not played online with other players at any point.

I only bought Bejeweled because My internet is down, and I needed a nonline game.

Nonline game by Smashboy March 9, 2009

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nonline dating

Currently, the inadvisability of seeking a stranger online.

Her chronic belief that she'd discover a perfect man through the Internet was relegated, for the foreseeable future, to nonline dating.

nonline dating by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020

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Noeline

The most beautiful,strong,sexy ass bitch is a real one and ain’t fake and will keep your secrets even if y’all ain’t friends no more keep her she’s a real one or u lost a real one stupid ass😗

Omg Noeline is hella nice

Noeline by NOCAPBITCH June 30, 2020

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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