by thereallegend27 February 5, 2017
A paedophilic old man usually around the age of 60-70, who takes great pleasure in looking up little girl’s skirts and stroking their legs.
Can be seen outside Lidl and bribe kids into their white transit van by tempting small helpless children with non-existent sweets and puppies.
Can be seen outside Lidl and bribe kids into their white transit van by tempting small helpless children with non-existent sweets and puppies.
by CloroxBleachTester69 July 6, 2019
Derogatory term for a sex offender in prison. Now a general term for a prisoner on the vulnerable prisoner wing. Contrary to other definitions, the actual origins of Nonce are: Not Of Normal Criminal Element. This was because in times past, prisoners (whether sex offenders or not) were not "Normal" for whatever reason. Recently, the phrase has bastardised into just referring to sex offenders.
by Bob Briggs April 13, 2011
British slang for "pedophile." A really disgraceful group of bastards native to playgrounds, schools, and vestries.
by VA-Flans February 25, 2009
Originally an acronym of 'Not of Normal Criminal Element' used to label english prisoners convicted of sex offences involving minors, the word nonce has evolved over the years to also be used as a derogatory slang term for calling someone an idiot or a penis. For example,
"I asked for a Guinness and this is a Stella you fucking Nonce"
It has also started to be used as a replacement for the word 'fucking' when haste is needed. For example in a sentence like, 'Come on we're late, stop noncing about you slag'.
The latest meaning is much more innocent, it is simply a replacement for 'having a little look' or a 'mooch' around.
"I asked for a Guinness and this is a Stella you fucking Nonce"
It has also started to be used as a replacement for the word 'fucking' when haste is needed. For example in a sentence like, 'Come on we're late, stop noncing about you slag'.
The latest meaning is much more innocent, it is simply a replacement for 'having a little look' or a 'mooch' around.
"Fancy grabbing a coffee and having a little nonce round the shops?"
"Can't we meet a bit later I wanted to have a nonce round Woolworths first you cunt!"
"Oi oi fucktard! Wanna walk down Holloway and have a nonce at what's on at the cinema?"
"Have a nonce at this!"
"Can't we meet a bit later I wanted to have a nonce round Woolworths first you cunt!"
"Oi oi fucktard! Wanna walk down Holloway and have a nonce at what's on at the cinema?"
"Have a nonce at this!"
by whoever1234 February 9, 2017
A person who is sexually attracted to children, a paedophile. These people will often try to engage in sexual activity with minors.
Justin: Yo, have you heard that Jack Lennon is trying to hit on Jess again?
Riley: Mate he is such a nonce
Riley: Mate he is such a nonce
by FirePhoenix511 April 18, 2020
a paedophile or child molester
by wangwanpifting November 25, 2019