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This is only used as a last resort if you're cornered and someone has already hit you with a "u colossal gay". Satan himself fears the use of this word, and forbids any mortals to use it.
bully: i'm here to bully you >:)
you: u mom gay
bully: no u
you: u dad lesbian
bully: ur granny tranny
you: ur grandpap a trap
bully: ur sister a mister
you: ur brother a mother
bully: ur family tree LGBT
bully: and u colossal gay
you: FORGIVE ME LORD,

you: NO WE
all life in the universe is turned into ash and the universe implodes leaving all of the spirits of the dead to roam the endless darkness OF THE VOID.
no we by MelonMoan May 14, 2018

No we have food at home 

When you ask your mom for food at a restaurant and she will say this phrase. If you get lucky you will go somewhere to eat. You will most likely get annoyed when your mom says this.
You: Hey mom can we get some food at insert restaurant here?

Mom: No we have food at home

No we don't all get our own interpretation of events

I just is the thing I'm saying it is.
Hym "No we don't all get our own interpretation of events. Some things did and/or ARE happening and some things didn't happen and aren't. What isn't happening here is child murder. That has yet to happen. What is happening here is the thing that I said was happening. And we can swap those around or change one of those things and not the other or both. You are advocating for making shit up and lying to CAUSE child murder and I'm telling you to stop doing to me what you're doing to PREVENT child murder."

No we do not ✌️✊️✌️✊️create✌️✊️✌️✊️ reality you delusional fuck

And do the extent that we do it's heavily localized and uses the physical components that already exist and the theories we generate regarding how those components interact.
Hym "No we do not ✌️✊️✌️✊️create✌️✊️✌️✊️ reality you delusional fuck. We affect reality and YOU make up stories that aren't real to distort reality but that isn't what you are insinuating when you say we create reality. What you insinuating is that we somehow generate the broader non-localized reality through some nonsense. And that's fucking stupid."

No beta we die like men 

Stemming from the meme "No airbags we die like men", this term has been adopted by fanfiction authors, mainly on fandom website ao3, who use it to signal that their story hasn't been beta-read before posting and might therefore include a few overlooked spelling errors.

Variations of the term have been created for specific fandoms to match a fandom's inside jokes.
"Aren't you annoyed by spelling errors?"

"No beta we die like men."

no beta we die like men 

it means that the author of a fanfiction will in fact die if you point out a grammar or spelling mistake they made in their story

(if the author is not a man , they will proceed to trans their gender and then die)
-author: "no beta we die like men"
-author: "also youre mom is hot"
-you: "its your not youre"
-author: *proceeds to die*

no learn we high 

the nickname for northern lehigh high school, loacted in Slatington, because the teachers can't teach and its full of dumbass potheads
Guy: hey where do u go to school
Girl: No Learn We High
Guy: where's that?
Girl: Slatington
Guy: Oh u mean Northern Lehigh
no learn we high by PAchick August 21, 2008
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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