No Shot 

When there is absolutely no chance that something happened/or is true. The phrase first gained popularity when it was heard echoing from a shipping container somewhere in Austin, Texas. It can even be traced back to an individual named Tyler "Dimmadomefuck" Niknam, from whom it spread like a virus.

It is typical for people who have adapted this phrase to use it continuously to the point where it becomes frustrating. Saying "No shot" ad nauseam has been linked with heavy cocaine use and having sudden bald spots appear.

"I did not commit the murder, i swear!"
"No shot, bucko! Vote him out."

"There should be equal treatment of men and women in this workplace."
" NOOO Shot!"

No Shot by Sauha_ September 2, 2020

no shot 

Indicating that an action has no chance in happening whatsoever.

Dude: When i grow up, i'm gonna be a successful millionaire.

Other Dude: no shot

no shot by anonymousanswer October 18, 2010

no shot 

Term used to replace "no way".

Guy 1 : Bro the queen of england just died

Guy 2 : no shot fr?

no shot by qeqr March 7, 2022

No shot 

A term used by horse girls to deny or refute something.

Me… playing Fortnite? No shot!

No shot I’m having penis-vagina sex with you!!

No shot by zaddy’s_little_kitten May 5, 2023

no shot 

no shot is basically another way of saying "no way"

jasmine: yo I just got the new Jordan 1s that came out
tray: no shot

no shot by corilyss December 7, 2020

No shot 

When you play warzone and something
unbelievable happens

No shot bro he is using a dmr

No shot by My mom's credit card is 294729 December 31, 2020

no shot 

never getting any pussy(BOX)! to be celebate for a long time! to never have nothing sexual in your future but intensive self-satisfying masterbation!

Josh, Tim, or Matt(Yoder)have "no shot" when they meet a skank or any female for that matter!

no shot by ben-wah! March 31, 2003