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no you are

the ultimate comeback. When used correctly, supreme power will be harnessed and you can unleash it on inferior gay noobs (mino)
ex. 1

mino: You are a smart ass
Me: no you are
*flinches*

ex 2.

Kevin rudd:
"Today we honour the Indigenous peoples of this land, the oldest continuing cultures in human history.
We reflect on their past mistreatment.
We reflect in particular on the mistreatment of those who were Stolen Generations - this blemished chapter in our nation's history. The time has now come for the nation to turn a new page in Australia's history by righting the wrongs of the past and so moving forward with confidence to the future. We apologise for the laws and policies of successive Parliaments and governments that have inflicted profound grief, suffering and loss on these our fellow Australians.We apologise especially for the removal of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander children from their families, their communities and their country. For the pain, suffering and hurt of these Stolen Generations, their descendants and for their families left behind, we say sorry.To the mothers and the fathers, the brothers and the sisters, for the breaking up of families and communities, we say sorry.And for the indignity and degradation thus inflicted on a proud people and a proud culture, we say sorry. We the Parliament of Australia respectfully request that this apology be received in the spirit in which it is offered as part of the healing of the nation.For the future we take heart; resolving that this new page in the history of our great continent can now be written.We today take this first step by acknowledging the past and laying claim to a future that embraces all Australians. A future where this Parliament resolves that the injustices of the past must never, never happen again.A future where we harness the determination of all Australians, Indigenous and non-Indigenous, to close the gap that lies between us in life expectancy, educational achievement and economic opportunity. A future where we embrace the possibility of new solutions to enduring problems where old approaches have failed. A future based on mutual respect, mutual resolve and mutual responsibility.A future where all Australians, whatever their origins, are truly equal partners, with equal opportunities and with an equal stake in shaping the next chapter in the history of this great country, Australia."

Abo lad:
no you are

Abo lady:
same
by kesos May 13, 2008
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Stupid couple talk that everyone but the couple ABSOLUTELY HATES.. the couple see it as normal and the haters would do it without realising it.
Guy: You're the sweetest.
Girl: No you're the sweetest.
Guy: No you are.
Girl: No you are.

etc..
by missing November 24, 2003
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the strongest comeback one could possibly make. First used by Harrison Monin in 2018 and since has left everyone in arguments bewildered.
Guy 1: "I fucked your mum last night"
Guy 2: "No You Are"
Guy 1: "oh shit"
by alex hits women May 18, 2020
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when someone insults you and you cant think of a comeback you may say this, it could be followed by their insult repeated back
you are a gay nonce boy, no you are.
OR
noyou are a gay nonce boy
by Max Lees March 13, 2003
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No you are not

You are not fucking stopping criminals by doing that. Or this. Not we do not need to have any shared values.
Hym "No you are not stopping criminals by doing this. You are (however) doing a targeted harassment campaign that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and you absolutely deserve to have your kids murdered for doing it. It is nothing more than a rain dance that involves pissing down my leg and calling it rain. I'm not ever going to share your fucking values. Not humility or conscientious. Nothing. And my success or failure has no relationship to your shit values but rather the fact that ME working translates to less than an uppity kike who thinks he knows better than everybody sharting himself into everybody's eye and ear-holes on the internet. OR... AT LEAST the correlation between your values and my success or failure is less than the correlation between having a fat cock and fucking your jew daughter without needing to have a relationship. Not taking your shit advice to get something out of society I no longer want has nothing to do with whether or not women are fucking me. The cripple, the child, other other fat cocks did not need your advice. Doesn't matter whether or not I'm threatening your kids because you are shit and your kids are also that."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2025
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