whacker jackered

the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off

"My boss whacker jackered me, and is making me work late on Friday, and come in on saturday."

by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010

Pud Whacker

A cronic masturbater. Someone who likes to beat his meat.

Damn Chris your such a pud whacker.

by leebuck2 April 15, 2003

Whacker Lights

Rapidly flashing or rotating blue, red, white, amber or green (depedning on the state) halogen, strobe or L.E.D lights found on the vehicles of volunteer fire fighters and EMTs to be used in responding to the scene or the squad building\firehouse. Most states refer to them as "courtesy lights" which means the volunteer is asking traffic to pull over to let him by but they are not required to by law. In some states, volunteers responding in their personal vehicles are supposed to be given the same right of way as an Emergency Vehicle. Some volunteers don't use them (such as those that live close to the building) and some have just one, placed in the center of the dashboard or windshield. A volunteer who is considered a whacker may have half a dozen or more of these flashing and rotating lights. Hence the courtesy light became known as Whacker Lights.

(Brightly lit vehicle with flashing blue lights flys by as two men stand outside on the sidewalk)
Neighbor1: What the hell was that?!
Neighbor2: That was John from 106, he's with the fire department. He's got a dozen and half of those Whacker Lights on his pickup.
Neighbor1: Fuck, that's bright!

by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

cunt whacker

An instrument/tool used to trim or totally remove female pubic hair. Usually metallic, eg. razor. Does not include wax.
Derived from the brand name of an old gardening tool, "Weed Whacker."

She was looking a little rough around the edges, so she pulled out her cunt whacker.

by Lulu July 2, 2004

Fadge Whacker

A woman who likes to masturbate vigorously and often!!!

"Man, she was such a fadge whacker, that ho always had her hand in her minge"

by Lmonster August 18, 2009

word-whacker

a theoretical editor's tool for editing text and cutting excessive verbage

This article was so wordy, the editor had to get the word-whacker out and trim it down.

by Paul W Puckett March 31, 2008

Whacker's forearm

a bulge in one's forearm as a result of masturbating in excess.

Johnny had Whacker's forearm after Jane went on vacation.

by Mark Ruberti May 6, 2007