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A price of crap cheaply made underpowered weak drivetrain pretend 4X4 that is no match for the almighty king of the road "Toyota Landcruiser"
Mate, I can't believe you bought a nissan patrol.
by Ohwhatafeeling February 20, 2014
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Commonly owned by men, tough as balls. Best 4x4 that does sick dose's
"Look at that phat Nissan patrol boyo does full hectic dose real men own them"
by Theleegenddherself October 14, 2017
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Nissan Patrol aka Toyota recovery vehicle is an offroad legend. Often driving through an obstacle to get to the other side to tow a Toyota out.
I said to the bloke I'll take the Patrol first so when you get stuck I can tow ya Crusier out!

You should have bought a Nissan Patrol mate!
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by Hansohatori September 07, 2018
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