Nintendo Switch 2 

Nintendo Switch 2 was announced on January 16

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT ITS THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 AND THEY ALSO HAD 24 PLAYER MARIO KART!
Guy 2: But I seen the leaks.
*Kicks Guy 2 out of the window*

Nintendo Switch 2 by AEvangelionFan February 1, 2025

Nintendo Switch 2 

An overpriced piece of shit console that you won't even own when you actually buy it when it launches.

Guy 1: Have you heard about the Nintendo Switch 2? Nintendo updated their user "agreements" and it says that they will apparently brick said console when you mod it once it releases afterwards.
Guy 2: I have, and it's extremely overpriced. 630$ CAD for it and 100$ to 110$ CAD for physical games that aren't actually installed on the cartridge itself? Come on, Shitendo!

Nintendo Switch 2 by NepgearAfficionado May 12, 2025