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If one of these existed, he would be the coolest person on the planet. All would bow down to him or be destroyed by his laser eyes.
The Ninja pirate practices ninjitsu on the high seas.
by Captain Asshat April 25, 2005
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a damn good maddox.xmission.comknockoff. run by a tenn named thilo, it is definately not at the level of seriousness that maddox's site is run with. with maddox, it is try and describe it, for words fail me, proffessional. thilo's page on the other hand hides nothing. it is purely funny and randomized shit. great site.

whether you like it or not, you make the call.
thilo is a ninjapirate
by Johnny Richter February 20, 2005
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You take a parrot and place it on the womans shoulder, then while stood behind her shout 'Polly want a cracker?!' When she turns around to see what you are doing you bob down and lick her love tunnel without her expecting with such force and vigor she looses her footing twist her ankle and walks like she has a peg leg to the bed with a parrot still on her shoulder.
Friend: Why are you walking like a pirate?
Girl: Oh, that's the result of a nuff buff piece of ass doing a Ninja Pirate on me...
by AWTH August 04, 2017
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The ultimate Hybrid, See also PirateNinja

Ninja and Pirate relationships are forbidden, but when they happen, they can have some mean kids.
NinjaPirates are faster than light itself.
by Not Zane July 23, 2004
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a pirate that is skilled in the arts of ninjary, they can pilfer and slice at the same time. They are terribly sneaking. They have no equals.
That ninja pirate came out of nowhere and slayed 6 people.
by sweet serenity November 12, 2007
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Composed of the combined awesomeness of both ninjas and pirates, the Ninjapirate is the single most badass creature in existence.
A bunch of ninjas and pirates were fighting over who were the baddest dudes in the universe. The Ninjapirate arrived and settled the argument once and for all.
by Valarien June 14, 2007
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a ninjapirate is a combination of both a ninja and a pirate, with the 1337ness of both combined into on e being.
bob says: dude, im fucking 1337
frank says: what? like a ninjapirate?
bob says: yeah man, im fucking invinceble
by BurnDawg February 28, 2008
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