nine volt

killing an electronic device by attaching a nine volt battery where it isnt supposed to go

i needed a battery to play my mp3 player but I didnt have any AAAs' so i used a nine volt and my mp3 player started to smoke

by twisted961 August 6, 2007

Nine Volt

1) battery used to back up an alarm clock in case the electricity goes out, insuring that the alarm will sound in one hour and twenty minutes. The exact time it takes to get hard again. Normally you wouldn't care but this pie is an unbelievable ram and you can't risk the alarm not going off, like your hog.

Hey Pinjat, give me a pack of reds, a dozen horses and a nine volt. And yea, I will have some of your beef jerky even though you pray to it.

by JB February 24, 2004

nine volt

The sensation you get on your tongue when licking ass for the first time, much like the sensation when putting your tongue on a nine volt battery.

Man, that chick is so hot, I would love to do the nine volt on her.

by mikef91 August 12, 2005

Nine Volt Pussy

This is a pussy that tastes so bad that you recoil in horror after sticking your tongue on it. Much like what happens when you put your tongue on a 9 Volt Battery.

"Damn, that bitch had a straight Nine Volt pussy, I don't think it's been washed in a week!"

by Oceansidesurf June 26, 2008

Nine Volt Yoda

The coolest band ever...plain and simple...the coolest THREE guys in the world...now that creepy kid is gone

I love the band Nine Volt Yoda.
Rick got kicked out of Nine Volt Yoda.

by Senior Burk August 8, 2003

nine volting

A sex technique much similar to scissoring except with two men. Both men assume a sitting position while laying on their sides, then they back their asses up to each other and insert their penises into the other's butts.

Dan isn't a bitch when it comes to gay sex, he likes nine volting, so it is all mutual.

by Max, Greg, Jason and Dan February 8, 2008

nine-volter

A girl so fit that you'd go down on her first thing on a one-nighter regardless of her having a shower or not or how many piss-stops she's had during the night while out clubbing/on the lash. Derived from the same burning reaction you get from placing a nine volt battery on your tongue as what you get from going down on an unwashed beaver.

Look at her over there, is she a nine-volter or what?

(other possible uses are upping the voltage to say a 24volter if she's way up there, or likening her to a car battery)

by savageYfronts October 22, 2006