nine ironed

blasted. Stoned out of the universe. Torpedoed

Jack got some really good weed and got nine ironed.

I was so nine ironed I couldn't even find my car.

by JustQ September 29, 2012

Nine Iron

Racial slur for a Jap.
Their eyes are slanted like a 9 iron

That nine iron got his irons modelled after his eyes.

by Kurt March 22, 2005

nine iron

A woman that is like a 9-iron. good from 100 yards.
good from far, far from good

She seemed hot from far away, but upon closer inspection her bushy moustache showed her to be a 9-iron

by anonymous January 19, 2004

Nine Iron

A slang term for a gun. This is the result of a combination of 9mm and iron.

"You'd better bring your nine iron, just in case"

by Jimminny June 17, 2008

Nine iron

a derogatory word for any oriental because they all look like they have been hit in the face with a nineiron

That nineiron over there is almost hot.

by Nipsey Chunkalot May 13, 2003

nine iron

a man equipped with nine inches (or more) of sexual pleasure

Bob: Hey my name is Bob.
Hot Slut: Nice to meet you Bob.
Bob: Did you know I am swinging a nine iron.
Hot Slut: Wow, I would really like to put my mouth on that.

by Frank da tank August 09, 2006

fa shire my nine iron

Another version of fo' shizzle my nizzle
predominately used by white kids.
For sure dumb ass!

1st dude:Dude, did you do last night's homework?
2nd Dude:Fa shire my nine iron!

by James Sheridan April 19, 2005