go ninja 

hoping that no one is aware you are around-

trying to go about your business undetected, as if you are invisible...

I think I'll go ninja until my love bite goes away.

go ninja by blonde rendition May 28, 2016

Ninja Goblin

A phrase yelled by your sleeping boyfriend in the middle of the night before he slaps you around the face and lays back down in the bed.

Ninja Goblin!!!

Ninja Goblin by oogaflugen September 29, 2013

Ninja Goodbye 

After sex move. Once you finished fucking your girl and she's getting ready to leave, you karate chop her and then throw her out. This would be if she's talking too much or just getting annoying in general.

After we got down she was talking too much so I have her the ninja goodbye.

Ninja Goodbye by SkipJackson September 29, 2008

flying ninja gorilla 

AKA FNG's are believed as mythical creatures of great power...these FNg's were once at war with teh FNM's....though their superior strength helped them greatly... their numbers were too few to hold on more than a few hundred years...it is believed that 1 or 2 may reamin on this planet...but these are only myths or rhumours...none of yet have been seen in thousands of years

it is said however one who could weild the power of the FNG could possibly measure up to Corby and Vahon, leaders of the FNM's

Bushes presence in Iraq is not only for oil...this is only a cover up...he searches for the power to control this mythical FNG

flying ninja gorilla by seeker of Vengeance January 4, 2005

ninja goat

A fabled creature of untold ruthlessness, known only to the equally ruthless people of BeachUth

BeachUth was gonna get a ninja goat, but not...

ninja goat by Ninja Goat May 6, 2008

Ninja Google 

When you look something up at work but the rules on using the net during working hours are a little vague...ok, you’re not supposed to use it but you really need to look it up because if you don’t it’ll drive you crazy and distract you from work so really you’re doing it for the greater good...

“What was the name of the receptionist in Ghostbusters?”
“errrr... ninja google it”
“ok, watch the door”

Ninja Google by statsbadass March 9, 2010

Ninja Goggles 

When a ninja gets so drunk he or she fucks a pirate. The opposite of pirate goggles.

So we went to this dive bar by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute ninja chick, but I was just wearing ninja goggles. I woke up the next morning to the sound of a fucking parrot snoring "byarr."

Ninja Goggles by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009