Mensch ärgere Dich nicht is a board game where each player controls 4 pieces. In order to win, each player must be able to land all their pieces in the "safe zone" where they can no longer be attacked, the first player to place their pieces in the safe zone wins.

Players during each turn roll a dice to move their pieces. In order to begin, a player must roll a 6 in order to activate one of their pieces, in order to place more pieces on the board a 6 must be rolled each time.

Players move their way around the board and are allowed to attack other players if they roll a number that lands their piece in the same spot as another player.

Commonly known amongst western European players as "the game".

BE WARNED

This is a game where things can get heated, play at your own risk

Best played with perfect friends
Sarina: "Hey foucer, wanna play the game"
Thomas: "Dude last time we played Mensch ärgere Dich nicht you kicked my fuckin ass"
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A way of saying "No"
Friend 1 : "Are you going to the shops?"
Friend 2 : "Nicht DeBruyne"
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