1. "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!"
2. Happy New Year, officer! What? No, there's no blood in my alchoholstream! I love you!!!
2. Happy New Year, officer! What? No, there's no blood in my alchoholstream! I love you!!!
by Jerry Cheesecake January 05, 2004
when the world completes the cycle of 365 full days and starts a new cycle of 365 days, which is usually on the 1st of January, or for some people its the 16th of March
'hey, how many days to go til new year?'
'well,the date today is 2nd January, so I say around 363 days'
'well,the date today is 2nd January, so I say around 363 days'
by sexy shorty December 27, 2003
by Abz December 28, 2003
To perform this sex act, you need to gather the vomit, shit, saliva, and cum/vaginal fluids of ten kindergarteners whose birthdays fall on January/September 1st, as well as your own. Pour them in a blender and let the mixture blend for thirty minutes. After it's finished, make a human centipede out of the kindergarteners with a staplegun, feed the mixture and some laxatives to the first kid, and quickly staple his anus to the last kid's mouth to finish the cycle of gurgling and shitting. It should be noted that the kids will try to break free, so it won't hurt to glue their limbs to the floor. After an hour, break the link between the first and last kid, give the first kid Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, and quickly staple his ass to the last kid's mouth. Finish the act by beating off on each kid's face.
by Yopmail User January 08, 2023
by my mom and dad February 15, 2007
A holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year. Most people use this time to get drunk.
What better way to start off a new year than with a head-splitting hangover, the stench of vomit on your clothes, and a DWI.
by PeaTearGriffin November 05, 2005
A time when humanity realizes they are one more year closer to being extinct and dominated by robots and aliens to continue the foster and growth of the earth to supply there weapons and mother ships.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 , 3, 2, 1 BOOOOOOOM! New Years.
by BeAnBeAn22 January 01, 2010