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new year 

1. Another year.
2. A day many people celebrate like they're insane and get drunk as hell.
1. "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!"

2. Happy New Year, officer! What? No, there's no blood in my alchoholstream! I love you!!!
new year by Jerry Cheesecake January 5, 2004

new year 

when the world completes the cycle of 365 full days and starts a new cycle of 365 days, which is usually on the 1st of January, or for some people its the 16th of March
'hey, how many days to go til new year?'

'well,the date today is 2nd January, so I say around 363 days'
new year by sexy shorty December 27, 2003

New year 

A worldwide celebration of Stratis, a mythical figure that haunts people in their dreams. For this reason it is common to throw fireworks in the stratosphere, in order to extinguish this demon who lives there.
-Oh no! It's new year! I hope Stratis doesn't create a bad dream for me!
-Don't worry man. This time, I'll detonate many fireworks to scare the monster away.
New year by Strat(osphera) January 1, 2023

new year 

drunkeness, kissing (and stuff)and gettin ruggy in the moonlight!
god i cant wait to get ruggy @ new year
new year by Abz December 28, 2003

New year 

Celebration of successful completion of and start of new calender year.

Though there's no significant reason behind this shit. I say why stop there, let's celebrate every month, every day, every minute and every fu8king second.

"Happy New Year"
Dude: Happy New Year bro
Bro: Happy New Year dude! How's party?
Dude: Party's sick bro. She's taking rest.
New year by why did i December 31, 2019

New Year 

The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.

Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.
*On New Year* “I’m going to start working out!”

*1 week later* “I’m giving up
New Year by RubberPanda January 1, 2019