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Neuralink 

Some weird dystopian brain implant bullshit that Elon Musk came up with when he was high. At least I assume he was high because that's the only way anyone would ever think implanting fucking computer chips in your brain is a good idea.

Currently, the only use for the technology seems to be torturing monkeys. Hopefully Elon's stupid ass goes to jail for animal cruelty before he thinks of any more uses for it
Neuralink is some bullshit straight out of a dystopian sci fi novel

gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake 

when highscool kids scream out in pain (most often girls) and fall to the floor screaming and demanding to be benched. its really fun to do.
tanya was walking into the gymnasium when she saw the flyer for soccer drills she hated soccer so she decided to pull a gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake by hitting the deck and screaming
"CRAAAAMPS! CRAMPPS!!!! AAGHH MY OVARIESS ARE BLEEDING! IM SHOOTING WOMANLY FLUIDS OUT MY VAGINA!!"

Neuralizer 

The act of removing a Facebook thread so it disappears without anyone knowing it ever existed.
Holy Marston, you pulled a Nguyen and used the neuralizer on that thread!
Neuralizer by Angry Professor October 16, 2012

Donkey Neuralizer Anal Cannon

(DNAC) A more fun way to say: "deoxyribonucleic acid" A.K.A. : DNA while in Biology class.
Kyle, please read sentence number two...BE QUIET, CHILDREN! okay, kyle, go ahead" "donkey neuralizer anal cannon is a neuralizing anal cannon that contains the genetic instructions used in the development and functioning of all known living orgasms with the exception of some viruses." "GO TO I.S.S. KYLE

Neuralink 

An implantable brain chip that can enable people to use their neural activity to wirelessly operate computers and mobile devices. Neuralink Corp was founded by Elon Musk.
Tim: Yo dude, you hear about how Elon Musk put a chip in a monkey's brain and got it to play Pong telepathically?
John: Yeah dude, Elon is always doing some crazy futuristic shit. This whole Neuralink thing is sci-fi asf
Neuralink by ClapDemCheekz December 14, 2021

neuralography

The practice of making AI-generated artwork (by using a neural network).
Neuralography has really taken off, there are a lot of art galleries showing this new form of art
neuralography by kiffemoa September 16, 2022