nerd turding

verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area

i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding

by peaches87 April 13, 2010

Nerd Turd

To get so exited over an event such as a video game, Twitter party, movie, or TV show, that you poop your pants in exitement.

Alvie was so exited when they announced the date of Comic Con that he released a Nerd Turd.

by AnonymousDwerb October 28, 2011

Nerd turd

Someone who is very smart but acts goofy or immature when bored at work.

There is a person at work who was being a nerd turd today.

by ms2prissy July 24, 2008

Nerd turd burglar

Someone who sodomises science-fiction fanatics and computer programmers.

"Cor blimey, he's a right nerd turd burglar!"

by Clarice December 03, 2003

turd nerd

1. A homosexual who seeks out or particularly enjoys the company of male heterosexuals.
2. A homosexual who is a very close and personal friend of male heterosexuals in a strictly platonic friendship.

Your friend is a total turd nerd! He only hangs around straight dudes all the time.

by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! September 22, 2006