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Nepalese Bliss 

1. A black tarry hashish with white streaks of opium ash running through it.

2. Something so strong it's religious.
If anyone ever offers you a hit of Nepalese Bliss you'd better turn it down unless you really want to get off.
Nepalese Bliss by VortecSpace May 25, 2008

Nepalese Bliss 

If you're a bad kid, it's a good thing for you.
Nepalese Bliss? It'll take your head right off!
Nepalese Bliss by J Treehorn June 13, 2022

nepalese hand sandwich 

is when you're stuck without anywhere to take a dump, so you dump in your hand. Comes from tradition in Nepal, where the word for "hand" is the same for the word for "toilet".
Dude, on the way to work today I took a Nepalese hand sandwich!

WTF bro?

I was stuck in traffic without anywhere to take a dump so I had to take a dump in my hand and toss it out the window.

Nepalese Mit 

When you squeeze all five fingers (to the 2nd) knuckle into a vagina that is as hairy as a wild animal.
Bert was so deep in her mountain goat like vagina he looked like he was wearing a Nepalese Mit.
Nepalese Mit by Frieda Shiels April 21, 2018

Nepalese Hat Dance 

The act of bludgeoning a woman, moments after she has given birth, with the newborn fetus by grasping the umbilical cord and slamming her repeatedly in the head.
I didn't care if she was pregnant with my child, that bitch was going to get a Nepalese Hat Dance as soon as the runt came out.

Nepalese Pilchard Shite 

The horrific and most problematic shit from the subcontinent that there is, usually it causes any unfortunate victims to get traumatic brain trauma and subsequently go into a coma. Can usually be found in corner shops from men called Durgesh.
"Hello Ankeet, I have just done the fiddly diddly Nepalese Pilchard Shite"
"Oololololol, I think I am doing the get the brain trauma Durgesh, you stinky boi boi"
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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